Important Health Message for Seniors

RETIRED HEALTH MESSAGE

Finally Age is a benefitAs I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don’t really give a rat’s — about the complexities of being the fastest or the richest. It’s the tortoise life for me, I’m gonna take my time and enjoy what’s left of my remaining days!

  •  If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
  • A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water and is fat.
  • A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
  • A tortoise doesn’t run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years. And you tell me to exercise?? I don’t think so!!!!
  • I’m retired. Go around me. God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
  • Now that I’m older here’s what I’ve discovered:
  • I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
  • My wild oats have turned into prunes and all-bran.
  • I finally got my head together and now my body is falling apart.
  • Funny, I don’t remember being absent-minded.
  • Funny, I don’t remember being absent-minded.
  • If all is not lost, where is it?
  • It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
  • Some days, you’re the dog; some days you’re the tree.
  • I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few.
  • Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
  • Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
  • It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
  • The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you’re in the bathroom.
  • If God wanted me to touch my toes, he’d have put them on my knees.
  • When I’m finally holding all the cards, why does everyone want to play chess?
  • It’s not hard to meet expenses . . . they’re everywhere.
  • The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
  • These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter . . . I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I’m hereafter.
  • I got all ready to make my “bucket list” only to find the bucket I chose has holes in it.
  • DID I SEND THESE TO YOU BEFORE……….?????? Funny, I don’t remember being absent-minded.

” Inside Every Older Person Is A Younger Person Wondering What  Happened ! “

submitted by: qls…edited by: jackg

 

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